Hannah: Ethan, did Mommy peepee Emma out when she gave birth to her?
(Note: My kids were actually there in the delivery room when I gave birth to Emma)
Ethan: Hahaha…no Hannah.
Mommy (putting on Mommy-the-educator hat): No Hannah, when we peepee, the peepee comes out from the urethra. But the baby comes out from the vagina. Those are two different openings.
Hannah: Huh? Peepee in the winter?
Mommy: Haha…no sweetie. Not in the winter. Peepee from the urethra, NOT winter. Baby from the vagina.
Ethan: What? Baby from China?
Mommy: From the vagina, Ethan. NOT China.
Laughter all around.
*Another edition of Morning Funnies on our school run*