During one of my usual laidback chats with Ethan, I asked him (for the umpteenth time) if he would like to take an afternoon nap.
Ethan: No thank you, Mommy! I’m still 100% active and I can play ALL DAY LONG!
Me: Gosh, you’re so weird…I would LOVE to take an afternoon nap!
Ethan: No, I’m not weird Mommy! Girls are weird! They cry when they’re happy!
*rolls eyes*
That gave Daddy a look of smug satisfaction on his face.